M. SCHITT: It’s just riding a bike is a pretty basic skill.
ROSE: Mm, is it though?
M. SCHITT: I think that most kids learn how to ride a bike!
ROSE: Yeah well, most kids also get head lice. I’m sorry if the opportunity never presented itself.
M. SCHITT: Oh what, there was no gap year in Belgium?

(Found my Melinda)